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27Jan/120

Puscifer :: “Conditions of my Parole”

"My AIRSTREAM has be stolen by DOPERS!!!"
SON of A BiTCH!

I enjoy Maynard James Keenens sense of irony and humor.  He's brilliant and obtuse and arrogant and trashy.  Huzzah and hecks-ya for it all.  His band PUSCIFER has released a new album called "The Conditions of My Parole" that makes me chuckle like a bandit.  Here is the title track and lyrics:

Sweet baby Jesus on fire
I'ma need a damn lawyer and a miracle to pull
My ass outta this
Devil kept poking the bull, so I shipped her ass to Mozambique
Cuz I was over it

Shoulda dumped my gat into the Verde but what if she's a zombie or a Dracula
I better hang onto this
Lordy, with my hand upon the Bible, swear I shot the damn Devil, not a
Bitch, but the po-po don't give a shit

(Ho- ho- hum-...)

Lordy, won't you show a little mercy
I've been on the straight and narrow since the judge had my warden done
Parole me
Red poison, devil kept pokin' so I shipped her ass to Mozambique
Cuz I was over it

Goddamn judge found me guilty of public intoxication, public urination and
Parole violation
But the CSI couldn't find the body to corroborate my bullshit story.
Sweet Jesus don't let the judge release me. What if she's a zombie or a Dracula And tries to fuckin' eat me? 
Devil walked away from a bangin' trip to Mozambique

Help me outta this
Help me outta this

Mutherfuckin' Hellz Yez on all the damned Circles from 1 to the umber-number 9.
27Jan/120

The BEST of Humanity

I challenge myself all the time to reflect the best of what humanity can be.  Now, mind you.  I fail.  Always. But it's a good thing to strive for.  I complement people copiously when I see them transcending limiting base nature and "getting big".  I know in my bones how divine our nature is and how our characters can be and I long for it like a dying man longs for water. It refreshed my spirit and soul with every drop.

This story is about the very first interracial marriage in the United States.  Look at the photos included in the montage.  See the divinity and transcend.

blackndns:

The love story that changed history: Fascinating photographs of interracial marriage at a time when it was banned in 16 states

Just 45 years ago, 16 states deemed marriages between two people of different races illegal.

But in 1967, the U.S. Supreme Court considered the case of Richard Perry Loving, who was white, and his wife, Mildred Loving, of African American and Native American descent.

The case changed history - and was captured on film by LIFE photographer Grey Villet, whose black-and-white photographs are now set to go on display at the International Center of Photography.

Twenty images show the tenderness and family support enjoyed by Mildred and Richard and their three children, Peggy, Sidney and Donald.

The children, unaware of the struggles their parents face, are captured by Villet as blissfully happy as they play in the fields near their Virginia home or share secrets with their parents on the couch.

Their parents, caught sharing a kiss on their front porch, appear more worry-stricken.

And it is no wonder - eight years prior, the pair had married in the District of Columbia to evade the Racial Integrity Act of 1924, which banned any white person marrying any non-white person.

But when they returned to Virginia, police stormed into their room in the middle of the night and they were arrested.

The pair were found guilty of miscegenation in 1959 and were each sentenced to one year in prison, suspended for 25 years if they left Virginia.

They moved back to the District of Columbia, where they began the long legal battle to erase their criminal records - and justify their relationship.

Following vocal support from the Presbyterian and Roman Catholic churches, the Lovings won the fight - with the Supreme Court branding Virginia’s anti-miscegenation law unconstitutional in 1967.

It wrote in its decision: ‘Marriage is one of the basic civil rights of man, fundamental to our very existence and survival.

‘To deny this fundamental freedom on so unsupportable a basis as the racial classifications embodied in these statutes, classifications so directly subversive of the principle of equality at the heart of the Fourteenth Amendment, is surely to deprive all the State’s citizens of liberty without due process of law.’ [Read more

Loving v. Virginia is one of my favorite Supreme Court cases.

We can be SO much more than we are.  We can resonate like Aeolian winds and shine like the faceted diamonds we carbon-based being are.

Then remind yourself.
THIS WAS ONLY 45 YEARS AGO
27Jan/120

BobaFett Currency

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27Jan/120

Porcini Crusted Tofu With Shallot Gravy

Tonight's Dinner at the HOC is brought to you by the humble mushroom (and the Divine "Post Punk Kitchen" blog for originally posting this): 

Porcini Crusted Tofu With Shallot Gravy
Serves 4
Active Time: 30 minutes (not including marinating and tofu pressing which is 2 hours)
Porcini Crusted Tofu
It’s every girl’s worst nightmare. Just a few weeks shy of my 39th birthday, trying to drift off to sleep, I was suddenly seized by a terrifying thought. “I have never porcini crusted anything.” Maybe porcini crusting went out of style with The Rachael haircut, but it’s still my idea of a fancy meal.

 

And Valentine’s Day is coming up, so maybe you wanna’ get a little fancy? Porcinis remind me of wet leaves, red wine and cozy cloudy evenings. Their sensuous woodsy taste just oozes romance. They’re a little pricey, but dried ones aren’t too bad — I think one ounce set me back under four bucks at Whole Foods. You grind them up in the blender, mix with breadcrumbs and seasoning and voila! Delicious crust.

 

Even though you might not make this recipe any day of the week (but you might), it isn’t difficult to do. My favorite part is that the accompanying Shallot Gravy is made with both the leftover marinate and the leftover crusting mixture.

 

I served over Scallion Mashed Potatoes and Caramelized Beets. You can definitely have the whole menu done in an hour or so (not including marinating time). Here’s how: Marinate the tofu during the day. Then when you get home, first thing you do is prep the beets and get them in the oven. Then prepare the potatoes. Now prep the shallots (this is the hardest part! Shallots can be a real pain.) Blend the porcinis before blending the mashed potato ingredients so that you don’t have to wash the blender out. Now make the sauce, porcini crust and, finally, cook the tofu. That may sound confusing, but once you read through the recipes, you’ll get it.

 

Ok let the romance begin!

Go get the recipe and directions at: http://www.theppk.com/2012/01/porcini-crusted-tofu-with-shallot-gravy/

27Jan/120

ChinacatCool

I'm often asked how I got so COOL.  
Really.
They say "Chinagrrrl.  How on Earth did you get to be so cool.  So enchantingly cool?"
(really...it happened once after ingesting quite a bit of alcoholic elixir)

and I tell that it's simple.
Really there was no way to avoid it.

After all, as a small child I played on Antoinette Blvd. in a small town called Peninsula ( Northampton was the true name, but that was even too small to merit  ) in northeast Ohio.  And right across the street from me was a little ranch house with three teenage boys.  And every day after school those two boys would have some other boys over and they would open their garage door and play music in their driveway until after the sun went down.

Those boys were the Mothersbaugh boys; Marc, Bob & Jim (aren't those the quintessential Ohio boy names?) And they are DEVO.

So you see.  Like radiation, being exposed to DEVO as such a formative age just changed me in a fundamental way.  And I am forever devolving and revolving in coolness as a result.
27Jan/120

The HOC Motto

I've been working on developing a personal coat-of-arms for my family. 

coat of arms is a unique heraldic design on a shield or escutcheon or on a surcoat or tabard used to cover and protect armour and to identify the wearer. Thus the term is often stated as "coat-armour", because it was anciently displayed on the front of a coat of cloth. The coat of arms on an escutcheon forms the central element of the full heraldic achievement which consists of shield, supporters, crest and motto. The design is a symbol unique to an individual person, and to his family, corporation, or state. Such displays are commonly called armorial bearingsarmorial devicesheraldic devices, or simply armorials or arms.

For those who don't know when my daughter was born in 1998 I changed my last name by taking the "D" from my paternal last name and the rest from my maternal family surname.  It wanted to create a "new family" and by combining the names I hoped not to disrespect either family, but to combine the forces into something new.  Something that really embraced family as a priority in our lives and in which the family name could be something of pride.  A coat-of-arms usually has a banner which contains the family motto.  To date my family family motto is from the Addams family which states:

     Sic gorgiamus allos subjectatos nunc     

[We gladly feast on those who would subdue us]

But you can't just steal someone else's motto.  That's just wrong.  And even though the Addams are a fictitious TV family, I still respect their family more than most and would never think of biting their motto. OK.  I'm lying.  I would *think* about it, but that's as far as I'm going.  So I needed something else. Then I saw this on wordboner.com:

You-get-what-you-fuking-give

And I thought "That'll do pig.  That'll do."
27Jan/120

NftU: Fear

What do you now fear, China?

How will you use this?

You're welcome,
   The Universe

26Jan/120

Lil’ Snail of Love

If you had a rough day, fear not!  Because I'm sending to you this very important wee "Snail of Love".  

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26Jan/120

BRAINS

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26Jan/120

AK-ROWDY Represent!

Chances are...

If you see me in a tee.
It will look something like thees:

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AK-ROWDY
WHERE THE WEAK ARE KILLED AND EATEN