Peein’ in a bottle cuz’ we’re grindin’ all night…

// September 10th, 2009 // life the universe and everything

OMG.

Okay. I admit it. I hate WarCrack. I hate the product but that’s just because I understand TOO well about denial and addiction and escapism. I think Blizzard is brilliant for making $150 million dollars a month in $14.95/month chips. Like crack. Really, really like corporate crack. Brilliant. Gotta admire a company that can develop addictions like they can.

Yeah, yeah…if your a WarCrack player I know. You’re not addicted. It’s just fun. Save it. I’ve heard it all before! And no. I haven’t played it so I don’t know “how fun it is” because I’ve done hard drugs and my experience is to stay away from things that I’ve seen people get strung out on.

But I found this freakin’ hilarious:

“The last time I stood up was last Tuesday a little before ten…” LOL

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One Response to “Peein’ in a bottle cuz’ we’re grindin’ all night…”

china says:

September 10, 2009 at 3:12 pm

I just found the lyrics posted over at http://www.skippymclizard.com/peein/ :

“WarCrack (Peein’ in a Bottle)” Lyrics!
by Skippy McLizard

I’ve been goin’ and I’ve been goin’
I just hope, I don’t fill this up

I’ve been wackin’ murlocs since last night around 9
11 in the morning, boss hit my phone a 100 times
One more level, and I’ll finally have the time to pee
oh wait, lets go fishing my skill is only 103

Another drop I bet that it’s clam meat, said clam meat
my cooking already produces way more crap than my whole guild can eat
love that ass on my sweet lovin evil obidient succubus
i hope she’s promiscuous

(Chorus)
I’ve been peein in a bottle cuz we’re grinding all night
peepee on my mouse cuz i missed it wide right
My wife is gonna kill me (level 60 x 3)
when she finds out that they canned me (level 60)

It doesn’t matter, my warlock is almost level 52
maybe next week you’ll let me come on a 40 man raid with you
i’ve got a grudge on hogger for when he took my balls, man
let’s gather up a posse and put his nuts inside a can

Last time i stood up was last tuesday a little before 10
My body’s so damn atrophied i may never walk again
old Leroy is a legend, and I wish he hung out on my LAN
we’d rule all Ironforge, Stormwind, Your Mama, and Loch Modan

(Chorus)
I’ve been peein in a bottle cuz we’re grinding all night
peepee on my mouse cuz i missed it wide right
My wife is gonna kill me (level 60 x 3)
when she finds out that they canned me (with the burning crusade they made it 70)

i heard you in the pvp causin’ some shit and talkin’ sass
i may be just a squishy lock, but i just pwned your ass
I saw you at the treasure tryin’ to ninja all the loot
You best leave all the blues and purples or you’ll eat my little gnomish boot

I’ve forgotten more about herbalism than you could ever learn
yes, i’ll make your healing potion cuz I’ve got the herb to burn
Now it don’t matter that i sit in filth and stink and piss and itch
Cause I’ve completed every quest and Azeroth’s my bitch

(Chorus)
I’ve been peein in a bottle cuz we’re grinding all night
peepee on my mouse cuz, i’m too tired to aim right
I think this game will kill me (level 60 x 3)
Only then will it release me (with the burning crusade they made it 70)

Oooh, Ahhh, Warcrack.
Oooh, Ahhh, Warcrack.

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