Words to the CosmosPersonal & Professional blog of China Krys Darrington

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I Am NOT Disorganized! Seriously, I’m so organized, it’s scary:

* I always wash myself in a set pattern (right leg, left leg, right arm, left arm);
* I sort my dead mousies by length, then by color, then by tail-to-torso ratio;
* I sleep in the same sunbeam every day, using a weighted algorithm factoring seasonal solar variance against known shade points to determine each day’s optimum floor position and angle of exposure.

So why do people keep saying I’m disorganized?