The $94 Question… (Birds Gone Wild)
Wild Birds Unlimited
Wild Birds Unlimited
Question: “How, China, did you manage to spend $94 for Mister Bird’s bird house?
Answer: “Easy! I went to Wild Birds Unlimited.”
Okay…here’s the deal. It’s supposed to snow on Thursday and I felt badly for Mr. Bird, the house sparrow who sits daily on a perch underneath our front awning at the Tiny House-of-Chaos. I thought his tail-feathers might get chilly. So I wanted to buy him a birdhouse that he could call his own for the winter.
That’s fifteen or twenty bucks tops! Right? Wrong.
I went to Wild Birds Unlimited up at Chapel Hill in Cuyahoga Falls, Ohio. I should have known better. They have beautiful stuff. Just the stuff I — I mean, Mr. Bird — needs! According to their site they offer to:
Let us help you have the best backyard bird feeding experience possible.
Wild Birds Unlimited doesn’t just sell bird feeders, birdhouses, bird baths and bird food. We pride ourselves on being able to give you the most accurate information and knowledge about your local birds, including hummingbirds. It is our goal for you to have the best possible experience from your bird feeding hobby. Backyard bird feeding is the most relaxing, fulfilling, educational and exciting hobby that anyone, young or old, can enjoy.
At Wild Birds Unlimited, we aren’t just a bird store with bird supplies. We are Your Backyard Bird feeding Specialist®, here to help bring you, your family and nature together.
Now doesn’t that just sound lovely? Mister Bird would be so happy.
So I got him a bird basket, another bird house (in case it gets too windy and he’d like a more solid structure!), an expandable bird pole, base, wrought iron double hanger, finial and 10 lbs. of organic, premium bird seed. 
Premium Organic Bird Seed
