Posts Tagged funny

Date: January 7th, 2010
Cate: funny-bone

LOL!!! Give’aFuck Meter…too funny

Date: January 7th, 2010
Cate: funny-bone

That is how I roll…

That is how I roll, motherfucker...

Date: January 6th, 2010
Cate: funny-bone, personal

Snowmonster

Winter…she is here…

snowmonster

Date: November 13th, 2009
Cate: funny-bone

What?!? I am fine! And I see you there!


LOLcat_orangeEyes

Originally uploaded by chinagrrrl

I Am NOT Disorganized! Seriously, I’m so organized, it’s scary:

* I always wash myself in a set pattern (right leg, left leg, right arm, left arm);
* I sort my dead mousies by length, then by color, then by tail-to-torso ratio;
* I sleep in the same sunbeam every day, using a weighted algorithm factoring seasonal solar variance against known shade points to determine each day’s optimum floor position and angle of exposure.

So why do people keep saying I’m disorganized?

Date: November 1st, 2009
Cate: funny-bone, life the universe and everything, personal

Blood

I love this:

Date: September 10th, 2009
Cate: life the universe and everything
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Peein’ in a bottle cuz’ we’re grindin’ all night…

OMG.

Okay.  I admit it.  I hate WarCrack.  I hate the product but that’s just because I understand TOO well about denial and addiction and escapism.  I think Blizzard is brilliant for making $150 million dollars a month in $14.95/month chips.  Like crack.  Really, really like corporate crack.  Brilliant.  Gotta admire a company that can develop addictions like they can.

Yeah, yeah…if your a WarCrack player I know.  You’re not addicted.  It’s just fun. Save it.  I’ve heard it all before! :)   And no.  I haven’t played it so I don’t know “how fun it is” because I’ve done hard drugs and my experience is to stay away from things that I’ve seen people get strung out on.

But I found this freakin’ hilarious:

“The last time I stood up was last Tuesday a little before ten…” LOL

Date: August 26th, 2009
Cate: funny-bone

Kung-Fu Tape Dispenser

While I was searching the interwebs for a Kung-Fu Banana…I came across this Kids Kung Fu Tape Dispenser:

KUNG FU TAPE DISPENSER

KUNG FU TAPE DISPENSER

nice…

Date: August 26th, 2009
Cate: funny-bone

banana-nana-fu!!!

[1:53:02 PM] china: banana-fu
[1:53:16 PM] china: my new martial arts using GODS DIVINE FRUIT
[1:53:19 PM] china: like nun-chucks
[1:53:29 PM] china: I’ll connect them with a short length of plastic chain
[1:53:55 PM] china: and I shall be MAMA WONTON and her BANANA-FU!!!

BEHOLD THE ATHEIST NIGHTMARE!!! (complete with non-slip surface)

Date: August 24th, 2009
Cate: life the universe and everything

FEAR IT!!!

FEAR THE FUZZY!!!

FEAR THE FUZZY!!!

Date: August 23rd, 2009
Cate: funny-bone, life the universe and everything, magick

This has been my life…

At times… I have been the dude on the sofa (circa 1986 -1992), Gen at the door (1992 – 1996) and the dude in the tie (2004 – current).

So I found this incredibly funny…and appropriate.  Okay.  I’m off to deal with LOA and the Cup of Babalon.  Fun fun.  Nothing like doing the 18 – Keys bunked cozily up agings LIL2TEX then boomerang it around and do TEX2LIL.

Whoo whee.  Yeah.  I’m completely aware I sound like a nut-job right now.  You would too if you tried this crazy shite!  And NOW….the movie.

Date: August 14th, 2009
Cate: funny-bone

Support Bacteria…

HAIL BACTERIA

HAIL BACTERIA

It really is…

Date: July 29th, 2009
Cate: funny-bone

Meow! Simon’s Cat: Cat Man Do

A hungry cat resorts to increasingly desperate measures to wake its sleeping owner.

Date: May 18th, 2009
Cate: life the universe and everything

Storypeople: Stuff Cave

Here’s the Story of the Day:
Stuff Cave
cave filled with stuff that people will kill for, which only goes to show you how confused people are about important things
Date: May 15th, 2009
Cate: life the universe and everything

StoryPeople: Her Laughter

 

Here’s the Story of the Day:
Her Laughter
The first time her laughter unfurled its wings in the wind, we knew that the world would never be the same.
Date: April 29th, 2009
Cate: funny-bone, life the universe and everything

Storypeople: Reality (ain’t THAT the truth!)

Here’s the Story of the Day:
Original Drawing #1573-Boxed Book Set
Reality is bigger than all of us, he said, but it still gets a lot smaller right before I go in to work
Date: March 9th, 2009
Cate: funny-bone

Danny the Donkey from “Pearls Before Swine”

This comic was in the Akron Beacon Journal on Sunday, March 8, 2009.  I laughed…then I snorted…then I chuckled silently with my head on the sink.  I think only those *truly trapped in Dilbert-like jobs can truly appreciate it…

Pearls Before Swine

Date: February 18th, 2009
Cate: funny-bone, life the universe and everything, magick

o’rlyeh

Originally uploaded by chinagrrrl

Hail! Hail! All hail the plush Cthulhu.

Date: February 18th, 2009
Cate: funny-bone, life the universe and everything, magick

Rule Number One


rule1

Originally uploaded by chinagrrrl

Never evoke ANYTHING bigger than your head! (But Lon Milo’s got a great suggestions of evoking the Goetic demons in “Pokemon” type form. Just don’t EVERY mispronounce the True Names if you do that sort of thing…

Date: February 18th, 2009
Cate: life the universe and everything

Mia in the Purple Bra


Mia in the Purple Bra

Originally uploaded by chinagrrrl

This is a photo from 2002. My daughter was three and I was in the bathroom taking a shower. When I come out…there she is, wearing one of my strapless bras which she’s tied around her chest! Hand on the hips and just SMILING!!!

Oh man! I’m going to be in SUCH trouble when she becomes a teen!

Date: February 4th, 2009
Cate: funny-bone, life the universe and everything, magick

RePost: Yoda invokes Cthulhu

This was sent to me from my friend P’s blogYoda Invokes Cthulhu

 

 

Date: January 26th, 2009
Cate: funny-bone
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Owl Posturing…