I AM!!! – (XKCD)
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Snowmonster
Winter…she is here…
What?!? I am fine! And I see you there!
I Am NOT Disorganized! Seriously, I’m so organized, it’s scary:
* I always wash myself in a set pattern (right leg, left leg, right arm, left arm);
* I sort my dead mousies by length, then by color, then by tail-to-torso ratio;
* I sleep in the same sunbeam every day, using a weighted algorithm factoring seasonal solar variance against known shade points to determine each day’s optimum floor position and angle of exposure.
So why do people keep saying I’m disorganized?
Blood
I love this:
Peein’ in a bottle cuz’ we’re grindin’ all night…
OMG.
Okay. I admit it. I hate WarCrack. I hate the product but that’s just because I understand TOO well about denial and addiction and escapism. I think Blizzard is brilliant for making $150 million dollars a month in $14.95/month chips. Like crack. Really, really like corporate crack. Brilliant. Gotta admire a company that can develop addictions like they can.
Yeah, yeah…if your a WarCrack player I know. You’re not addicted. It’s just fun. Save it. I’ve heard it all before! 
And no. I haven’t played it so I don’t know “how fun it is” because I’ve done hard drugs and my experience is to stay away from things that I’ve seen people get strung out on.
But I found this freakin’ hilarious:
“The last time I stood up was last Tuesday a little before ten…” LOL
Kung-Fu Tape Dispenser
While I was searching the interwebs for a Kung-Fu Banana…I came across this Kids Kung Fu Tape Dispenser:
KUNG FU TAPE DISPENSER
nice…
banana-nana-fu!!!
[1:53:02 PM] china: banana-fu
[1:53:16 PM] china: my new martial arts using GODS DIVINE FRUIT
[1:53:19 PM] china: like nun-chucks
[1:53:29 PM] china: I’ll connect them with a short length of plastic chain
[1:53:55 PM] china: and I shall be MAMA WONTON and her BANANA-FU!!!
BEHOLD THE ATHEIST NIGHTMARE!!! (complete with non-slip surface)
FEAR IT!!!
FEAR THE FUZZY!!!
This has been my life…
At times… I have been the dude on the sofa (circa 1986 -1992), Gen at the door (1992 – 1996) and the dude in the tie (2004 – current).
So I found this incredibly funny…and appropriate. Okay. I’m off to deal with LOA and the Cup of Babalon. Fun fun. Nothing like doing the 18 – Keys bunked cozily up agings LIL2TEX then boomerang it around and do TEX2LIL.
Whoo whee. Yeah. I’m completely aware I sound like a nut-job right now. You would too if you tried this crazy shite! And NOW….the movie.
Support Bacteria…
HAIL BACTERIA
It really is…
Meow! Simon’s Cat: Cat Man Do
A hungry cat resorts to increasingly desperate measures to wake its sleeping owner.
Storypeople: Stuff Cave
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StoryPeople: Her Laughter
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Storypeople: Reality (ain’t THAT the truth!)
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Danny the Donkey from “Pearls Before Swine”
This comic was in the Akron Beacon Journal on Sunday, March 8, 2009. I laughed…then I snorted…then I chuckled silently with my head on the sink. I think only those *truly trapped in Dilbert-like jobs can truly appreciate it…
Rule Number One
Never evoke ANYTHING bigger than your head! (But Lon Milo’s got a great suggestions of evoking the Goetic demons in “Pokemon” type form. Just don’t EVERY mispronounce the True Names if you do that sort of thing…
Mia in the Purple Bra
This is a photo from 2002. My daughter was three and I was in the bathroom taking a shower. When I come out…there she is, wearing one of my strapless bras which she’s tied around her chest! Hand on the hips and just SMILING!!!
Oh man! I’m going to be in SUCH trouble when she becomes a teen!
