Words to the Cosmos

Best “I am homeless, gimme sum monies” sign ever…

// July 9th, 2010 // No Comments » // funny-bone

Happy LOLpeeps! Find the Eggs. Eat the Peeps!

// April 4th, 2010 // No Comments » // funny-bone

Don’t Yell at your Kids!!!

// April 1st, 2010 // No Comments » // funny-bone

I AM!!! – (XKCD)

// March 3rd, 2010 // No Comments » // NftU, life the universe and everything, magick

Dante’s Internet

// February 11th, 2010 // No Comments » // funny-bone, life the universe and everything

LOL!!! Give’aFuck Meter…too funny

// January 7th, 2010 // No Comments » // funny-bone

That is how I roll…

// January 7th, 2010 // No Comments » // funny-bone

Snowmonster

// January 6th, 2010 // No Comments » // funny-bone, personal

Winter…she is here…

What?!? I am fine! And I see you there!

// November 13th, 2009 // No Comments » // funny-bone

LOLcat_orangeEyes

Originally uploaded by chinagrrrl

I Am NOT Disorganized! Seriously, I’m so organized, it’s scary:

* I always wash myself in a set pattern (right leg, left leg, right arm, left arm);
* I sort my dead mousies by length, then by color, then by tail-to-torso ratio;
* I sleep in the same sunbeam every day, using a weighted algorithm factoring seasonal solar variance against known shade points to determine each day’s optimum floor position and angle of exposure.

So why do people keep saying I’m disorganized?

Blood

// November 1st, 2009 // No Comments » // funny-bone, life the universe and everything, personal

I love this:

Peein’ in a bottle cuz’ we’re grindin’ all night…

// September 10th, 2009 // 1 Comment » // life the universe and everything

OMG.

Okay.  I admit it.  I hate WarCrack.  I hate the product but that’s just because I understand TOO well about denial and addiction and escapism.  I think Blizzard is brilliant for making $150 million dollars a month in $14.95/month chips.  Like crack.  Really, really like corporate crack.  Brilliant.  Gotta admire a company that can develop addictions like they can.

Yeah, yeah…if your a WarCrack player I know.  You’re not addicted.  It’s just fun. Save it.  I’ve heard it all before!   And no.  I haven’t played it so I don’t know “how fun it is” because I’ve done hard drugs and my experience is to stay away from things that I’ve seen people get strung out on.

But I found this freakin’ hilarious:

“The last time I stood up was last Tuesday a little before ten…” LOL

Kung-Fu Tape Dispenser

// August 26th, 2009 // No Comments » // funny-bone

While I was searching the interwebs for a Kung-Fu Banana…I came across this Kids Kung Fu Tape Dispenser:

KUNG FU TAPE DISPENSER

nice…

banana-nana-fu!!!

// August 26th, 2009 // No Comments » // funny-bone

[1:53:02 PM] china: banana-fu
[1:53:16 PM] china: my new martial arts using GODS DIVINE FRUIT
[1:53:19 PM] china: like nun-chucks
[1:53:29 PM] china: I’ll connect them with a short length of plastic chain
[1:53:55 PM] china: and I shall be MAMA WONTON and her BANANA-FU!!!

BEHOLD THE ATHEIST NIGHTMARE!!! (complete with non-slip surface)

FEAR IT!!!

// August 24th, 2009 // No Comments » // life the universe and everything

FEAR THE FUZZY!!!

This has been my life…

// August 23rd, 2009 // No Comments » // funny-bone, life the universe and everything, magick

At times… I have been the dude on the sofa (circa 1986 -1992), Gen at the door (1992 – 1996) and the dude in the tie (2004 – current).

So I found this incredibly funny…and appropriate.  Okay.  I’m off to deal with LOA and the Cup of Babalon.  Fun fun.  Nothing like doing the 18 – Keys bunked cozily up agings LIL2TEX then boomerang it around and do TEX2LIL.

Whoo whee.  Yeah.  I’m completely aware I sound like a nut-job right now.  You would too if you tried this crazy shite!  And NOW….the movie.

Support Bacteria…

// August 14th, 2009 // No Comments » // funny-bone

HAIL BACTERIA

It really is…

Meow! Simon’s Cat: Cat Man Do

// July 29th, 2009 // No Comments » // funny-bone

A hungry cat resorts to increasingly desperate measures to wake its sleeping owner.

Storypeople: Stuff Cave

// May 18th, 2009 // No Comments » // life the universe and everything

Here’s the Story of the Day: Stuff Cave cave filled with stuff that people will kill for, which only goes to show you how confused people are about important things

StoryPeople: Her Laughter

// May 15th, 2009 // No Comments » // life the universe and everything

Here’s the Story of the Day: Her Laughter The first time her laughter unfurled its wings in the wind, we knew that the world would never be the same.

I just realized I have 666 posts

// May 12th, 2009 // No Comments » // life the universe and everything

Storypeople: Reality (ain’t THAT the truth!)

// April 29th, 2009 // No Comments » // funny-bone, life the universe and everything

Here’s the Story of the Day: Original Drawing #1573-Boxed Book Set Reality is bigger than all of us, he said, but it still gets a lot smaller right before I go in to work

Lex Luthor goes to the goverment for a bailout

// March 23rd, 2009 // No Comments » // funny-bone

Danny the Donkey from “Pearls Before Swine”

// March 9th, 2009 // No Comments » // funny-bone

This comic was in the Akron Beacon Journal on Sunday, March 8, 2009.  I laughed…then I snorted…then I chuckled silently with my head on the sink.  I think only those *truly trapped in Dilbert-like jobs can truly appreciate it…

o’rlyeh

// February 18th, 2009 // No Comments » // funny-bone, life the universe and everything, magick

Originally uploaded by chinagrrrl

Hail! Hail! All hail the plush Cthulhu.

Rule Number One

// February 18th, 2009 // No Comments » // funny-bone, life the universe and everything, magick

rule1

Originally uploaded by chinagrrrl

Never evoke ANYTHING bigger than your head! (But Lon Milo’s got a great suggestions of evoking the Goetic demons in “Pokemon” type form. Just don’t EVERY mispronounce the True Names if you do that sort of thing…

Mia in the Purple Bra

// February 18th, 2009 // No Comments » // life the universe and everything

Mia in the Purple Bra

Originally uploaded by chinagrrrl

This is a photo from 2002. My daughter was three and I was in the bathroom taking a shower. When I come out…there she is, wearing one of my strapless bras which she’s tied around her chest! Hand on the hips and just SMILING!!!

Oh man! I’m going to be in SUCH trouble when she becomes a teen!

RePost: Yoda invokes Cthulhu

// February 4th, 2009 // No Comments » // funny-bone, life the universe and everything, magick

This was sent to me from my friend P’s blog:  Yoda Invokes Cthulhu

Owl Posturing…

// January 26th, 2009 // 1 Comment » // funny-bone